After long last I have completed this music video of the song, Bridge Builder Blues. This is a fun song meant to be funny. Don’t take it too seriously.
Lyrics
Working late on the last Friday night
Before competition, I’m running out of time
I think I’ve got a chance to be the best in state
I just hope this last minute bridge can hold the weight
I can hardly move my fingers because of all the glue
I’ve got the bridge builder blues
I’ve got basswood and balsa scattered all around
I grab some of the sticks and I start going to town
Pretty soon I will emerge from this mess
With a fine looking bridge that’s sure to impress
And from head to toe I’m covered up in glue
I’ve got the bridge builder blues
At the competition people gather around
Amazed these little bridges can hold thirty-three pounds
Though I made a sturdy box, without a single flaw
What can a person do against old Murphy’s Law
I had to shave off all my hair to get out all the glue
I’ve got the bridge builder blues
And now it’s my turn, and my hands are shaking
I only get more nervous the more time that this is taking
Cup after cup after cup of sand I pour
I don’t know if my nerves can stand this anymore
Am I the only one, or have you got them too?
I’ve got the bridge builder blues
(What about you?)
Writer’s Commentary
These a few of my thoughts about the song, and some additional verses.
Working late on the last Friday night
Before competition, I’m running out of time
I think I’ve got a chance to be the best in state
I just hope this last minute bridge can hold the weight
This verse has probably changed the least amount of all the verses since the original. At first I wanted it to be “Working late on Saturdays nights,” but my brother changed it.
This verse is strongly biased to my experience in Science Olympiad. All of our competitions are held on Saturdays, so “Working on the last Friday night” basically means the night before. While I have only done this once (it was only an invitational), it sets the mood for the rest of the song.
All the verses are followed by a short chorus. Originally we only had one chorus, but we just thought of too many funny lines and had to include them.
2nd Verse
I’ve got basswood and balsa scattered all around
I grab some of the sticks and I start going to town
Pretty soon I will emerge from this mess
With a fine looking bridge that’s sure to impress
This verse is one of my favorites. The last line used to say “With a fine looking bridge that is covered in gussets.” My brother found that a little too hard to sing, so it was changed :(.
I can hardly move my fingers because of all the glue
I’ve got the bridge builder blues
Each of the chorus lines becomes increasingly funny, at least in my opinion. This is one that everyone who has used CA or super glue can identify with.
3rd Verse
At the competition people gather around
Amazed these little bridges can hold thirty-three pounds
Though I made a sturdy box, without a single flaw
What can a person do against old Murphy’s Law
This verse is really a combination of two other verses. Originally we had about 7 verses, but that made the song too long. We had to take out some verses, and in this case we combined two. The verses originally were:
The night before I’m getting ready to go
And hope tomorrow I don’t trip in the snow
But what defense do I have against Murphy’s Law
So I make a box full of padding and straw
At the competition some people are amazed
And start clapping out, and givin’ some praise
When they see those bridges so light and so small
Holding all the weight, they really are enthralled
I had to shave off all my hair to get out all the glue
I’ve got the bridge builder blues
This 3rd chorus is the best one. There is actually a better one, but it was *cough* censored by our producer (mom).
4th Verse
And now it’s my turn, and my hands are shaking
I only get more nervous the more time that this is taking
Cup after cup after cup of sand I pour
I don’t know if my nerves can stand this anymore
And here we are, at the pinnacle of the Science Olympiad experience: the competition. I have been to over 15 competitions, and tested countless bridges at home, but my hands still shake at the competition. I don’t know why, but nothing I have tried to do has stopped it.
Am I the only one, or have you got them too?
I’ve got the bridge builder blues
(What about you?)
Additional Verses
Finally I close my eyes to catch 40 winks
I dream I have a fine bridge but then my heart sinks
I get to competition with the lightest bridge in hand
But I find I have to use rocks instead of sand